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DOWNLOAD THE SCRIPT AS A WORD FILEFANTOM KILER 2 (FINAL SCRIPT)
Det1: You had better go and check it out.
Det2: Huh! I get all the great jobs… (Opens van door). Jesus Christ! Uri! (Then from a distance) You'd better come over
Det1: (in car) Ah! Never a moment's peace!
Det2: (Together) Look at this.
Det1: Christ! He's back. (CU on eyes) It's starting all over again!TITLES
In office (Det Uri and Det Frank go through the files)
Det1: Ursula Selnik. Carla Lipinska. Monika Wysocka. Three women were found dead over a year ago. The killer was never caught. There have been no more murders… until now! I tell you he's back!
Det2: But weren't those victims all well to do women, this is just a prostitute!
Det1: Say it, a whore, a hooker. In my book there's very little difference. They all use sex to get what they want….. well now…… at least they are paying the proper price!SCENE 2 - (two hookers outside the cemetery)
Shaz: Do you have a cigarette?
Rom: Sure I do.
Shaz: Thank you (lights fag) Quiet tonight isn't it.
Rom: There's more life in the cemetery (smiles). Tell me, I haven't seen you here before , are you new?
Shaz: Fairly new. I've been doing it for two weeks. My dad was made redundant and my mum really panics easily (drags on fag)….. I tell them that I'm a waitress, they seem to believe me. Why did you enlist?
Rom: I like meeting people (car draws up).
Shaz: Last customer of the evening. Who's going to be the lucky girl?
Rom: You can have him, I just hope your dad appreciates you.
Shaz: Thanks. I owe you one.
Rom: Go on quick….. before he drives off.
Shaz: You are a real friend.
Rom: Romana Patron Saint of Prostitutes, that's me.Police Station (Yella - Simon)
Det1: (buzzz) Yes ……what is it?
Inter: Sir, we have a lady here who believes she knows something about the prostitute murder.
Det1: Send her in.Yella enters
Det1: I thought they said lady. All I see before me is a cheap hooker. So I hear you have some information for me. Well you'd better not be wasting my time or I'll come down on you so hard you won't know what hit you!Yella: Yes I do have some information for you, and you'd better use it well. I want this maniac caught before anymore prostitutes are killed.
Det1: Funny, I would have thought it would leave more business for the rest of you. Vultures aren't re-knowned for their compassion.
Yella: (Softly with pathos) You didn't get to meet her. Such a sweet girl, she was only on the game because her family needed the money. They never knew.....I guess they do now. It's too tragic!Det1: Yeah, yeah. [Save the sob stories for your tricks, my handkerchiefs all used up.
Yella: You must catch the killer, for the sake of all the ladies of the night.
Det1: I'll tell you whom I'm going to catch the killer for…….. For the honest, hardworking people of this fair town. Not for a bunch of tax dodging whores!
Yella: We pay our taxes .....With our hearts!
Det: You're only contribution to this town is venereal disease...you low life scum!
Yella: That's not true. My sisters and I are free from germs. I have a certificate to prove it.
Det1: Yeh Yeh, Save your certificate for the health insurance!
Yella: We have a job to do like anyone else. A public duty to the men folk of this town and we do it well. It's wrong for you to smear us!
Det1: I'll smear you any way I want.
Yella: Needs must!
Det1: Needs must. What the Hell does that mean?
Yella: If there was no demand, we wouldn't exist!
Det: And so you prey on happily married men, in the hope that you may ruin their marriage, their life.
Yella: Are they that happily married? Tell me are you that happily married Mr. Detective?
Det1: Why I do believe you're the veritable snake in the Garden of Eden!
Yella: Yes…. And would n't you like to have a bite on my apple….. Mr. Detective?
Det1: Are you trying to corrupt an officer of the law? (Back to camera)
Yella: Don't tell me I don't turn you on officer. (Caressing her legs) I've seen the way that you keep looking at my legs, you can't take your eyes off them. Look how soft they are. Tell me are your wife's legs as pretty. Wouldn't you like to caress them, to feel their soft flesh against your face? Do they excite you? Tell me does your wife turn you on the way I do?
Det1: (jumps up) how dare you bring my wife into this!
Yella: Oh she's more than welcome, we could have a threesome! Maybe she enjoys the touch of another woman. I bet she hasn't had an orgasm in a (slowly) long, long time.
Det1: You foul mouthed whore. You know what I ought to do? I ought too put you in a cell and throw away the key!
Yella: And how would that help to catch the killer. Remember I'm a witness, I'm probably the only one who's seen him!
Det1: How do you know it's a male?
Yella: Oh the killer's a male. Only a man is capable of such a sick and perverted crime!
Det1: Yeh, tell that to the female SS Commandants. However you assistance could be of some use. Especially if we set an ambush.
Yella: You can count on all my help Mr. Inspector, but only because I want to see justice for that poor girl and her grieving family.
Det1: Yeh Yeh, all right. Let's not go through all that again. (Thinks) Right, we'll organise a stake out at the cemetery. I'll arrange for P.C. Kinski to go under cover as a hooker, then we'll wait for the killer to take the bait. (Stops) Okay, I know where to find you when I need you. You can go.
Yella: You know where to find me but are you man enough to try me?
Det1: Don't you have a public duty to perform? Now get out of my sight.
Yella: Okay. I'll-be-waiting (Blows a kiss and leaves).
Det1: Jelinski, Get me Officer Kinska!
SCENE 4 (Det Uri and Lt. Kinska)
you do have a slutty look about you.
OFFICER KINSKI ENTERS KINSKI: yes sir? DET: Lt Kinska …….. How would you like to become a prostitute? KINSKI: Only if I really must sir. DET: Now don't give me that. I'm sure you'd make a good prostitute.
KINSKI: I'm a very good catholic girl sir. DET: Yes of course you but that is beside the point. KINSKI: ReallyDet1: Look all you have to do is to dress up in some slutty clothes. You do own some tarty gear don't you?
Kin: No
Det1: Now don't give me that. All women are tarts deep down inside don't tell me your some kind of saint.
Kin: I'm not a tart sir.
Det1: Well you are now
Kin: No
Det1: It doesn't matter. You're going on a stake out as a hooker so you'll need this. This watch has a hidden microphone so you can stay in touch. You'll also have a hidden ear piece so you can hear me.
Det1: Congratulations Kinska you've been promoted to town whore.
Kin: Thank you sir.
Det1: So go home and get tarted up, we're going out tonight. So try and look sexy.
Det1: And don't try earning any extra money on the side, do you understand. Okay you're dismissed.
THE STAKE OUT
Det1: So far ….. so good. It seems.
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Det1: As soon as you the vehicle …..let me know straight away.
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Det1: We may be in for a long waitYell: Your telling me.
Det1: So just sit tight
Yell: I am sitting tight
Det1: but don't go to sleep
Det1: Lt Kinska, are your reading me. I said are you reading me.
Yel1: Dum Bitch. She's probably not switched on.
Det1: Come in.
Det1: (earpiece sound) I said can you hear me Lt Kinska. Speak into the microphone
Kin; Lt Kinska receiving you loud and clear over.
Det1: Now try and look sexy Kinska we want to catch this killer tonight, so do your best.
Det1: There will be a bonus in it for you. (slowly)
Car approaches
Det1: and the bonus is … you'll keep your job
Kin: You're all heart sir.Det: Okay now pay attention and be alert.
Det: Not long now - okay
Det: There's a car coming, I hear it.
KIN: A punter has stopped across the road. What shall I do?
Det1: You must get in the car! Now come on.
Det1: Come on, try and entice him, Undo your clothing, show him a bit of breast. Try and be sexy for once in your life!
Det: That's it now show him the other one. Come on. Don't screw this up Kinska
Det: Now take off your coat.
Det: (Over the radio). That's it, show him that pussy of yours. Lick your lips and start playing with your nipples. Fondle your breasts.Det: Take your coat off!
Kin: My coat is off sir. Still no advance. Please advise.
Det: (over the radio) Just stand there and wait for a reaction.
Kin: That's it. Okay Show him what you're made of.
Det. Rub yourself all over.
Det1: Come on. What's he doing. Come on!
Det: Right. Move over to the car. See if that works.
(do lots of shouting. Come on! Get in there. What's the matter. Get in the car. You have to get in the car!)
KIN: Hello there. This is a nice car
Kin: Do you like my breasts. Would you like to see me naked?
Det1: Come on!
Det1: That's it get your coat off. Go for it. Come on!
Kin: come on lets go for a ride, I'm sure we can have a good time. What are you waiting for?
Det1: Come on. For Christ sake Kinska!
Det1: That's more like now play with your breasts!
Yell: She'll never make a good hooker!
Kin: See anything you like honey?
Yell: Its Pathetic. She has no idea.
Kin: Now come on Kinska, you're almost there.
Det: Now come on. Get in there. Let him feel your breasts. Get him excited. That's it. You can do it. What are you playing at? Jesus Christ
Det: Okay, tell me what he's doing now?
Kin: I think he's feeling up the goods.
Det: Right and what's happening now.
Kin: You'll get a full report in the morning. Sir.
Kil: Clean my gloves, bitch!
Det1: What are you playing at? Get in the car!
(another car arrives)
Yel: I think that's him!
Det1: What are you talking about
Yel: Yes I'm sure that's him. That's the Car. I'm sure if it. That's the one.
Det1: That car. There.
Yel: That's the one.
Det1 Christ Kinska what are you playing at. Your doing the wrong person. Come on, he's over there. Leave this one and get your ass over the road!Kin: What?
Det: Stop wasting time. Move it. He's waiting for you. Get in the car!
THE CAR CHASE
Kin: Hello there
Det: Right. Get in the car
Kin: Take me somewhere.
Det: come on LETS ROCK & ROLL!
Kin: Where are we going?
Yel: She went that way! You fool! I said that way!
Det: Okay Kinska we seem to have lost you but we will catch up with you soon.
Det: Okay Kinska give me some directions
Kin; I'll see what I can do. There isn't much to see. Mainly trees.
Kin: Have you caught up yet. Are you there.
Det: we are in pursuit we should see you soon!
Kin: Umm. I see some trees and sky. Not much else.
Det1: Come on you'll have to do better than that!
Yell: Try that road. I said down there. It's no use!
Det1: Give me some proper directions you idiot. I knew you'd screw up!
Kin: I see a big house. A White House on the right.
Yell: Your never gonna catch them!
Det: Kinska. Try and find out where he's taking you.
YEL: so where are we going. Can you give me an idea.
Det: I'm still waiting for a description!
Kin: I don't know where we are.
Det: You're going to have to do better than that.
Kin: I only see more trees and fields.
Det: That's not enough to go on. Give me more. Come in Kinska come in! I said come in Kinska Do you read me. You stupid insubordinate bitch1
Det1: Kinska I order you to tell me where you are!LADDER DEATH
Det: Kinska come in. answer me. Tell me where you are. Etc etc.
Yel: There's the car! Come on quick!Car stops
YELLA GAGGED
Det1: Right! You stay here.
Yel: OkayDet1: What's all this noise about? What's going on? Why a re you wearing that gag, this is no time to pay about? What are you trying to tell me? I can't make out a word you're saying. Its no good groaning like that. I've no idea what your saying. And stop hooting that horn - you're giving me a headache! Okay I've had Ugh! (hit by plank)
JUMP START
KIL: Welcome back Inspector - let the show begin. (pan back) et voila! And for this show we require a set of jump leads. Many people skimp on quality when buying jump leads but I prefer to go for the best. The most rugged. The ones that can take the highest voltage without melting.
This is a particularly good pair as I will demonstrate with the help of my assistant here, so generously provided by your self. It seems that this cheap little hooker sought to enroll your services to capture me. Well one lt down and here we are.
Tonight your accomplice will learn what happens to whores who get above their station. She will feel pain she never thought possible and in a way its all thanks to you constable. Please accept my gratitude.
If you would like to inspect the instruments of torture I'm sure you will find they are of the highest standard.
Now lest see. Positive - negative. Now lets test the battery. Seems to be fully charged. (Walks across camera)
Now for the final connection.
See the current travel through her body!
What a magnificent show!
What a performance!
GUTTED
Kil: Now do you know what we do to grassing little prostitutes like Ramona? I'll tell you what we do. We take our knife and gut them like a fish - while they are still alive!
WAKE UP!!
Det!: Oooh wh-what happened?
Sim: Looks like you got a nasty knock sir.
Det1; I mean to the hooker Ramona?
Sim: There's no sign of her sir…. You should see the doctor.
Det1: But I… (Flash) What was that?
Det1; What about the lieutenant?
Sim: She's dead sir- cut to pieces.
Det1: Any clues
Sim: None at all. You really should go to hospital. P,ease sir!
Det!: And where's the blood. There should be blood on the bonnet.
Sim: The car is totally clean.
Det: There must be some clue.
Sim: There were no clues sir.
Det: What's going on (slowly)? Rubbing headAt the office
Det: Let's put something a little bit stronger in this
Sim: I won't say no. What that then?
Det: Zubrowka. Bison piss Vodka. Say when
Sim: Wooa that's enough. Salute & Nastrowia. You know the shits reaaly gonna hit the fan when the Chief Inspector finds out about this.
Det: Yeah I can smell it already. That bitch has really got it in for me.Dee: POLANSKI! (Walks over) I'd like a word with you. In private please. You've really surpassed yourself this time. Setting up a policewoman as a prostitute so that she can be ripped to pieces and losing our main witness in the same night. Tell me did you think that up all by yourself?
Det: Well it wasn't meant to work out like that. What happened was…
Dee: I don't want to hear your excuses Detective Inspector Polanski. This is your last Foul up! When I put in my report tomorrow they won't even let you do traffic duty, you'll be through. So what do you say to that?
Det1: I'd say it's all I expect from a PMT rabid Dyke from Hell!
Dee: If all I achieve whilst working in my capacity as chief inspector is to shift out the prehistoric throw backs like you then my time won't have been spent in vain. You'd better start clearing your desk, okay!Det1:` Power crazed bitch!
Dee: I heard that too! (Walks off)
THE PICK UP
JUL: See anything you like.
Det1; How much
Jul: Whats money to a man like you?
Det1: Listen….I want the full works
Jul: Okay
Det1: Get in! (Juliette walks round - they drive0
Jul: I know a cosy little spot
Det1; You direct me.
Jul: Okay
Jul: You don't say much.
Det1: Whats to say?
Jul: Nothing wrong in polite conversation.
Det1: I didn't pick you up for polite conversation
Jul: Okay you'll get what you want and you won't be disappointed.
Det: Let me be the judge of that
Jul: Keep a John happy and he'll keep on coming back for more - that's my philosophy.
Det: well I'm more of a Nietsche man myself. So where is this spot?
Jul: Just over there.(Stops)
Det: what now?
Jul: we just have to sort out one thing. If you haven't forgotten….I'm not a charity you know
Det: I know
Jul: So cash up front, that's the way I do business honey.
Det: Happy now.
Jul: Not as happy as you're going to be in a minute.
Det1: So what are you waiting for?
Jul: Lets put some music on(After a failed blow job)
Jul: Whats the matter can't you get it up? (Pushed away) What till the girls hear. The chief Inspector can't get it up…. Now you're a man with a gun in your hand…. Go ahead shoot……be a real man!
Jul: Hey! What about my clothes?
THE PHONE CALLS
Dee: Hello
Yel: This is Ramona the prostitute.
Dee: Who?
Yel: I was at the stake out remember.
Dee: Oh yes, yes. Where have you been? And how did you get my number?
Yel: There is no time now. If you really want to know what happened meet me at the old warehouse, the scene of the crime where all will be revealed.
Dee: Wait? What time is it. I don't think I can make it.
Yel: Half an hour don't be late (phone goes dead)
Dee: Hello…Hello….?(at the warehouse)
Dee: Hello….. Is there anyone there? Ramona. Are you here? Ramona! Who's there?
DET URI'S OFFICE
Det1: Who is it?
Kil: When the Police finds that whore tied to the bonnet of your car you'll be in even bigger trouble than you are now.
Det: Who is this? What do you want? What are you talking about?
Kil: I'm talking about your helpful accomplice who tomorrow morning will be found tied naked to the bonnet of your car!
Det: who the Hell are you ringing me at this time?
Kil: Whom am I? A friend, who is advising you to be at the old warehouse with in half an hour - if you want to save your career. So start walking. (puts down phone)
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